spring break '09

i'm all for pool parties. in fact i love them. sun, friends, beer, burgers. what's not to love? but when i show up to an apartment pool party and there are 50 guys (all talking to each other) and a collective 150 tattoos i realize i'm not at just any pool party... i'm at a dallas douchebag gathering! trash can punch (while still delicious) should probably not be made over the age of 22. and when every girl that is interacting with you has fake boobs and is wearing a vegas-style bathing suit, i immediately know you're of a certain breed and have no interest in talking to you. true, this is judgmental, and i apologize to anyone that gets lumped in this category unfairly, but just as a word of advice guys if you're going to the pool in your mid-to-late 20's please remember that you are not on spring break and you are not on mtv's "the grind," despite what you may think.